‘Depths’ of the Ridiculous?
This past Sunday I was listening to a Caribbean music program on a very popular local station here in NY, when I heard this fascinating and incredible bit of tid-bit. I swear this falls in the category of ‘you-can’t-make-these-things-up’ because seriously, you can’t.
Seem this very sane (?) woman and her partner from Maryland wanted to add some spice, some major excitement to their love life in order to experience the most powerful orgasm that could be imagined. She consented for him to attach her battery device, in this case her dildo, to the end of a power- saw! Yeah you read that right, a freaking power- saw!! Which was then plugged into a wall socket and the power- saw cut the device in half and continued to ‘saw’ its way into her vagina!! “Ouch, ouch and OMG ouch”!!
She was medi-vacced (evacuated by medical helicopter) to a hospital in Prince George’s County where she was in really bad shape. She’s home now and still recovering according to the announcer who was reading the article.
When the cops went to see her partner, I think to investigate, she said no crimes were committed, it was all consensual, and they were just seeking the ultimate orgasm.
I guess it was her right to seek the ultimate orgasm, but a power-saw? Come on now!
Some people are very creative, to their own detriment, but she knew what she wanted and
Darn it, she went after it! How many of us can seriously say we know what we want to experience in the bedroom and actively do something about it other than fantasize?
Well don’t judge, just learn from her experience and wish her a speedy recovery and many more safe adventures in the confines of her bedroom….Lata!
5 comments:
Can't stop laughing. You might like to look at this one also:
http://tabloidprodigy.com/2009/03/30/lonely-spinster-uses-pine-cone-as-sex-toy.aspx
Guess you can never tell what people will try next. Enjoying you blog. Rosie got me hooked - keep us laughing
Anonymous, thank you for stopping by, your comment is very much appreciated. I'll try my best to keep it interesting as well as fun! Oh, thanks for the link also, will definitely take a gander.
LMAO! I'm not the least bit sorry for her! Serves her right! That was just simply dumb.
Thanks for stopping by my blog.
ROFLMFAO!!
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